Hello, My name is Petey TPO. Welcome to my web page. My mission in life is to wrestle with Tonks, sleep, eat, trash my cage, and to bring all the TPO ferrets in the world together. What is a TPO ferret you ask? I guess the easiest way to explain is to tell you my story.

One day when my Mommy's puter was broken, she had her wonnerful puter dude Terry at the house fixing her puter. In our house the ferrets and the puter share a room. (that's how I got so good at puter stuff) AS Terry got up to leave he looked at the wall of ferret cages and said. "Don't you have any ferrets that aren't old and sick?" Mommy said, "Of course I do. I have Petey, He is my young hubba hubba". Terry said, "you mean that one down there with the poop all over him?" Mommy looked down and sure enough there was a pile of poop laying perfectly, right in the middle of my tummy. Mommy said, " oh Petey, what has Missy P done to you." One of my cage mates, Missy P was this sweet little old lady who was very senile. She had lost the ability to use the litter box, and just went where she was. This time she was on the shelf above me, and I was the recipient of her deposit. Mommy cleaned me up and I never woke up. And that's how I became Petey The Pooped On, or Petey TPO.

Are you a TPO? Have you been pooped on by a pal? Dumped on by a Darlin? Hit by a hob? Would you like to be a TPO Club member? TPO members are an exclusive bunch of ferrets. Our goal is to have fun and raise some money for Support Our Shelter (SOS) to help our brudders and sisters everywhere. All you have to do to become a full fledged member is to make a $5.00 [or more!] donation to SOS (make sure you tell em its for the Petey TPO Club), and email me at SOSSkweeze@aol.com and I will send you your membership card. I hope to hear from you soon. Remember I am not just the Chairman, I am a TPO member too.